Sassy & Sarcastic Quote Stickers
For when you're nice, but not that nice. These sassy and sarcastic stickers say the quiet part in bubbly letters: "Nope, not today," "Sarcasm is my superpower," "I say bad words a lot," and a whole cast of grumpy cats, raccoons, and cacti who are done being polite.
They're built for the spots where your mood needs a spokesperson: a work laptop (brave), a tumbler, a phone case, a car window, or the planner you're pretending to keep up with. They also make great gag gifts for the friend who'd frame a passive-aggressive note if they could. A 3 inch sassy quote is readable from across a desk without taking over the whole laptop lid.
Each one is waterproof, die-cut vinyl in 2 to 5 inch sizes, printed and shipped by hand. Four 3-inch stickers are $10 and six are $14, and US shipping is free over $12. If you'd rather laugh than snark, the funny collection has lighter picks.
- Ships in 1 business day
- Waterproof vinyl
- Free US shipping over $12
- Free replacement if damaged
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From $2.00Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Retro Sticker
From $2.00Karma Will Fix It Sticker
From $2.00I Say Bad Words A Lot Sticker
From $2.00I Have Inner Peace Retro Lettering Sticker
From $2.00Good Heart, Sassy Mouth Retro Quote Sticker
From $2.00Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily Sticker
From $2.00Doing Nothing Changes Nothing Sticker
From $2.00Know Your Worth Then Add Tax Sticker
From $2.00This Is Not What You Want Sassy Quote Sticker
From $2.00Miss Me With That Sassy Script Sticker
From $2.00Frosting My Feelings Cupcake Sticker
From $2.00Too Saucy to Deal Sassy Taco Sticker
From $2.00Too Spicy For You Sassy Chili Pepper Sticker
From $2.00Just Another Sexy Ass Bookworm Retro Sticker
From $2.00Not Today Grumpy Turtle Sticker
From $2.00Zero Energy Grumpy Frog Sticker
From $2.00Kinda Sweet Kinda Savage Sticker
From $2.00I'm Really Not Funny, I'm Just Mean Sticker
From $2.00I'm Not A Person You Can Speakerphone Sticker
From $2.00Spicy Disaster Funny Quote Sticker
From $2.00I'm Not A Control Freak Funny Sticker
From $2.00I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks Sticker
From $2.00I'm Fine But You Need Therapy Sticker
From $2.00If You Love Me Let Me Sleep Sticker
From $2.00Don't Want a Sarcastic Answer? Don't Ask Sticker
From $2.00If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Sticker
From $2.00I'd Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong Sticker
From $2.00My Favorite Party Trick Is Not Going Sticker
From $2.00Everyone Was Thinking It I Just Said It Sticker
From $2.00Being Tired Has Become Part of My Personality Sticker
From $2.00Cancel My Subscription I'm Done With Your Issues Sticker
From $2.00Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing Sticker
From $2.00Throw Glitter In Today's Face Pink Lettering Sticker
From $2.00Throw Glitter In Today's Face Sticker
From $2.00I Camp So I Don't Punch People Raccoon Sticker
From $2.00Drama Addict Raccoon Popcorn Sticker
From $2.00Sorry Gotta Go Vibes Are Off Raccoon Sticker
From $2.00Trash Talker Raccoon Sticker
From $2.00Nope Speech Bubble Sticker
From $2.00Sassy Pink Flamingo Sticker
From $2.00Spicy Not Sweet Cool Chili Pepper Sticker
From $2.00Nope, Not Today Sleepy Panda Sticker
From $2.00Sarcasm Is My Superpower Fox Sticker
From $2.00Not A Hugger Frowning Potted Cactus Sticker
From $2.00Not A Hugger Grumpy Cactus Sticker
From $2.00Nope Not Today Sleepy Panda Sticker
From $2.00Inhale Happiness Exhale Bullshit Ribcage Sticker
From $2.00Downward Spiral Yoga Frog Sticker